I ask, and you smile:
Tonight is a four way tango between the great Eagle, Cleric, Polemister, and Cosmo. The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how. The clouds above opened up, and let Oceanus Primus out to fill the sea with red glory. Set to pillage and plunder the surrounding shores, only the nuke king could stop him. Those people were overjoyed, they took to their boats. The green army thought it less like a lake, but more like a moat. But the distance was too far to row. In fact, the black army seemed so much farther than ever before. Tango down they all shouted as the red army flailed into the night, only to return from the moon, set to take his prize. This is the foreboding of tonight's game. I night of risk, bravery, betrayal, and cowardice. Mistakes will be made, and those that make the least will reign high!!! Hopefully the iphoners can provide some updates. See you all then!
The most incoherent update ever.